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Has anyone talked about style contest entries yet?
Does anyone want to win a style contest? That's easy, you just need to follow these steps:
Make sure to use butterflies no matter what. Even if the theme is "Funeral", just put some gray-ish butterflies and you're all set to be the most fashion icon in the whole church đđ
The same goes for fairy wings. Are you going for the "Black cat" theme? All good, you can pretend to be the fairy furry-cat princess with your shiny black butterfly wings! Are you an "Animal shelter" participant? That's fine, you can be the fairy queen treating her animals with love and magic! Are you going to work? I got ya babe, just pretend to be the fairy business bitch, and make sure you hold that coffee cup to show you are a strong independent fairy bossđYou don't get the theme? It's fine, just roll in your closet and put on the most random shit ever. Be like this animal shelter Patch Adams!
What do you mean? Isn't the animal shelter the same as the cancer treatment unit?
3. Wear black and red. We like what we can't see. Put on everything black you own for a better result. Remember to hold a sword in your hand 'cause everything is fairy after all.
4. Is the theme "Shadow"? Put on a black face mask so you can be as racist as can be. Black face is so funny right?
5. Did you recently get the e-girl pack? Use it on everything you do! No matter if it has nothing to do with the theme, everyone likes those clothes so you're guaranteed to get votes. Work smart not hard.
6. No black in your closet? That's all good, you can choose to dress like a cupcake forever. Cute and pink just like everyone's favorite movie Barbie!
And that's it! If you followed this guide, this will be the result you'll see. An identical podium, 'cause people are brainwashed and vote for the same thing. Hive mind!
Hail to my creative queens, way to go!! Podiums are always so diverse! This is just a random example, no hating on the winners. Shame on who is voting.
Do you know that winning 5 APs for guessing the most expensive outfit is not worth anyways? Seriously, vote for what you like, not for what is supposed to be liked. Don't vote for your friends. Nobody thinks you're better if you win a style contest, so give an opportunity to those who deserve to win.
Everyone is tired to see those wings outside specific fairy themed contests. You're not cooler if you dress black or have butterflies flying around you as if you're some huge shit.
We all want to see an actual beautiful podium just like it happened months ago. Put some effort if you're voting dammit.
#amour sucre#corazon de melon#my candy love#new gen#amour sucre new gen#my candy love new gen#mcl new gen#personal vent#bitch post
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Comics from the seventies have a lot of really awful and offensive storylines, and if you only hold female characters accountable for things the writers made them say/do back then you're a misogynist. Especially if you're doing it to defend a character who is frequently misogynistic during the same time period.
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No Scarecrow Sims 4 cc?
I wanna make an Arkham Knight-esque Scarecrow sim, but apparently, there is zero Scarecrow cc of any incarnation for the Sims 4. Let me make a Jonathan Crane with a fucked up face so he can meet and befriend Ragdoll aka Sally Coulter a woman he "freed" with similar aesthetic damage. You'd think that as awesome as his Arkham Knight getup is you'd have someone mod it, but nooooo. This pissing and moaning session was brought to you by me!
#jonathan crane#batman#arkhamverse#arkham knight#arkham scarecrow#batman oc#fan character#Sims 4#sims 4 cc request#custom content#bitch please#help lol#undead women#bitch post
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I fucking hate K. She is such a condescending little bitch. Sheâs back on her power trip, calling herself my co-mentor. Which again is a giant lie and she knows it. Bitch, you mean literally nothing to me and I have absolutely zero respect for you.
Sheâs all pissed because I told my actual boss I was taking off for Thanksgiving and not her. She was so condescending, attempting to scold me. I stared at her coldly and just played broken record: âI was going to tell you. I asked him late last week.â She kept manipulating her words to try and affect me, but I wasnât having it. Then she changed tactics and started whining âWell now I have to do the bulletin (programs for Sunday services).â I interrupted her and said no, I will get everything ready before I leaveâŠone Sunday bulletin and a special event program. Because oh I donât know, I actually do my fucking job and work ahead of schedule?!? (This is in context of her whining any time she has to do anything âextra.â Ministry ebbs and flows. Sometimes you have to do extra and other times there is nothing going on).
Thatâs when she changed her tune, all happy that I was taking time for myself. FUCK OFF. God I hate her. I was already in a miserable mood and she made it 100x worse. At least Iâm getting angry and holding my ground in response to a triggering situation vs shutting down or fawning or crying. Maybe because I know she can do nothing to me and no one else likes her eitherâŠor making progressâŠwho knowsâŠ
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Why are so many people in white? Did I miss where it said âwhite-outâ on the invites? Damn. Seeing most folks be boring as fuck is expected but boring AND monochrome? UGH.
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what the hell is it with non-queers that makes them feel so entitled to queer people who call themselves queer?
âwah wah donât call people queer if they havenât said theyâre fine being called itâ funnily enough the lesson of âdonât call people things they donât want to be calledâ is one taught to kindergarteners!! queer people being happy about their identity has nothing to do with non-queers, so why are yâall always up in our business?
#queer stuff#helena speaks#i know why ur always up in our shit itâs because you want the world to revolve around you#âweh weh queerâs an insult where iâm fromâ#where IâM from gay is an insult#but iâm not screeching about people calling themselves that on gay positivity posts#also obligatory ânon-queers arenât a monolithâ add-on so people donât come at me for that part#bitch post
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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I canât just âbuy it.â They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. Theyâre barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.
For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. Itâs scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: itâs exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.
The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available âcopiesâ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we arenât allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I canât pay to own it, I wonât pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.
So yes, Iâm going to pirate and support piracy.
Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.
#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks#piracy#media piracy#pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud#obligatory âdonât fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dudeâ statement.#anyone whoâs seen my media bitching before knows Iâm a hype man for indie films this ainât about them#this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams#edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal#edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if itâs late bc itâs for me rn. peace and light.
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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually
#đ#saw a post that was like âwhy does everyone love silliness where the sincerityâ#IN ME BITCH. along with the silliness!!!!! fuck u mean??#ok to rb#đŠ #blog thesis
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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far itâs been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it
but i am Right
#lindsey shut up#bitch king of angstmar âđ»#I do recall having some lord of the rings related dreams but none of this#lotr#lord of the rings#this post brought to you by buspirone ig#shoutout to GROND
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"speak for yourself" make your own postâ€ïž
#''what about both'' ''what if you have a crush on your oc'' shut UP. make your own damn post#this is a no romo zone now#loveless bitches ONLY#next person who says that's also love owes me 20⏠that's not what the post says learn to READ!!!!
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canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".
#house md#hate crimes md#gays anatomy#gay ass bitches#i hate them#i love them#hilson#gregory house#james wilson#house x wilson#wilson x house#hit post
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Bruh. He tried not to shake her hand. He didn't look at her. He didn't say her name. Harris did the opposite.
We've all worked with a dick like that who thinks he's better than you, a woman. Fuck that noise.
#random#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics#politics#democrats#republicans#us elections#election 2024#2024 presidential election#presidential debate#some men are triggered by this post#maybe quit being hysterical and stop being little bitches? i know thats asking too much for you snowflakes
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bill gets reincarnated!
#i wanted to turn him into a moth. it's what he deserves lmao#get collected bitch#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#my art#comic#long post#moth#polyphemus moth#insect#reincarnation
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its all "fuck canon" and "fanon ftw" until youre asked to care about girls because then its all "how could i ever be expected to like such an underdeveloped character?!"
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in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open
#she smoked too tough. her swag was too different. her bitch was too bad. theyâre gonna kill her#kaitsart#gif#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire 2022#interview with the vampire fanart#iwtv#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia iwtv#delainey hayles#fun fact i actually finished this yesterday but didnt wanna double post lol#no one point out the eensy weensy mistake iâm not fixing it đđ
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